Gotta Have Skills

My nephew Bubba has a special skill.  Unlike the ordinary fart sounds with his hand in his armpit, Bubba can do it with an regular old drinking straw.  Ok, a bendy straw.  He puts the top part of the straw in his armpit, bends it at the bendy part so it reaches his mouth, and blows.  Realistic fart noises come out.  Very impressive.  That boy's gonna go far in life with skills like that.