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My mom took Bubba down the shore this past weekend. They made a stop at Uncle N Period's house before heading down to my cousin's house (she lives a lot closer to the shore). So, I decided to put in a phone call to Uncle N Period. They don't have caller ID so it's great, I can still prank call them. But I'm no good at that sort of thing, so I usually just put on my little girl voice and ask for my mommy. I got to talk to Uncle N Period and Aunt Bird for a few. Uncle N. told me that my nephew, Bubba, was soaked with sweat when they arrived because my mom refuses to use the air conditioning. I talked with Bubba and left him with a plan next time Amma decides to sweat him out like that. Next time I talk to him I'll have to ask him how the farting worked.
When I go back east to visit the fam in a few weeks, Uncle N. and Aunt Bird will be coming up to visit me. Just me! The whole purpose of their trip is to spend some time with me. I feel so special! They'll be leaving before my sister whirls into town, which makes me feel even more special. When I lived back east, I used to spend my vacations at their house in NJ. I love spending time with them, so this will be fun - assuming I'm awake. I take a red-eye flight into Boston, so hopefully I'll get a few hours sleep before a full day re-acquainting myself with my old stomping grounds. I'll have to be sure to bring some good concealer with me to cover up the major luggage I'll be carrying under my eyes and make it look like I actually want to spend time with them.
Maybe after my sister arrives I can tempt her tired, bitchy, pregnant ass with some sisterly bonding and a trip to the mall to birthday shop for her kids. Yeah, we'll see how that one goes and see if we are both alive by the end of the day.
When I go back east to visit the fam in a few weeks, Uncle N. and Aunt Bird will be coming up to visit me. Just me! The whole purpose of their trip is to spend some time with me. I feel so special! They'll be leaving before my sister whirls into town, which makes me feel even more special. When I lived back east, I used to spend my vacations at their house in NJ. I love spending time with them, so this will be fun - assuming I'm awake. I take a red-eye flight into Boston, so hopefully I'll get a few hours sleep before a full day re-acquainting myself with my old stomping grounds. I'll have to be sure to bring some good concealer with me to cover up the major luggage I'll be carrying under my eyes and make it look like I actually want to spend time with them.
Maybe after my sister arrives I can tempt her tired, bitchy, pregnant ass with some sisterly bonding and a trip to the mall to birthday shop for her kids. Yeah, we'll see how that one goes and see if we are both alive by the end of the day.
